Mar 10, 2012 · The script to the classic Who's on First routine by the comedy team of Abbott and Costello, made famous in vaudevillie, TV, movies, radio

Costello: All I'm trying to find out is what's the guy's name on first base. Abbott: No. What is on second base. Costello: I'm not asking you who's on second. Abbott: Who's on first. Costello: …

Who's on First? by Abbott and Costello is brought to you in its entire format by Baseball Almanac including an audio example for you to hear.

Sep 26, 2021 · So you'll have to tell me their names, and then I'll know who's playing on the team. Abbott: Oh, I'll -- I'll tell you their names, but you know, strange as it may seem, they give …

Who’s On First? (Costello is joining Abbot’s Baseball team, and is seeking knowledge necessary to get to know the team. Abbot gladly provides.) COSTELLO: Hey Abbott! ABBOTT: Mornin’ …

Costello: What time tomorrow are you gonna tell me who's pitching? Abbott: Now listen. Who is not… Costello: I'll break your arm, you say who's on first! I want to know what's the pitcher's...

The document is a script of the classic comedy routine "Who's on First" performed by Abbott and Costello. In the routine, Costello tries to find out the names of the players on Abbott's baseball …

Costello: Now, how did I get on third base? You mentioned his name! If I mentioned the third baseman's name, who did I say is playing third? No - Who's playing first. Never mind first - I …

Who’s On First By Abbott and Costello Costello, I’m going to New York with you. You know, Bucky Harris, the Yank’s manager gave me a job as coach for as long as you’re on the team. …

Oct 28, 2025 · Discover the full script, history, and genius behind the Who's on First? joke. We break down the Abbott and Costello classic and explain why it's so funny.